Your Voice. Our Gear. Let’s Co-conspire.
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Your Daily Armor. Physically & Emotionally.
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40oz Emotional Support Water Bottle
Finally, a bag that respects your hydration.
Fits your giant 40oz/30oz bottle without turning your shoulder into a workplace casualty.
Also doubles as a quick-grab pocket for the tiny things keeping your life together -
The Only bag that actually multi-tasks
The ONLY tote fits your giant emotional support bottle and your survival tool - laptop at the same time — without weird tipping, shoulder warfare, or digging through chaos for your charger.
Just organized survival for people running on iced caffeine and open tabs.
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One hashtag is a label. A stack is a Manifesto.
Mix your professional side with your chaotic energy using #ExpressionTags. Translate your complexity into a visual language that says exactly who you are.
Stack your tags to show off the multitudes you carry. It’s your visual language—declared with a wink.
Your cutest little spokesperson
Meet the bunny. She's the unofficial voice of Off Script.
The bunny exists for all the thoughts you'd never put on a LinkedIn profile, but would absolutely text your best friend.
She's the reason our badges, hashtags, and accessories don't sound like corporate marketing slogans.
Today, she shows up in our personality badges and customization options.
Because Off Script isn't just about carrying your stuff.
It's about carrying a little more of yourself.
What does your personality smell like?
Meet the Personality Scent Pouch — part emotional support accessory. Clip it onto your tote, stash your earbuds inside, and carry a little reminder of who you are.
Some people smell like main character. Some people smell like indoor cat. And some people smell like sunshine even on bad days.
The fun part? Let your besties picks for you. Because sometimes your friends know your personality better than you do. So, what does your personality smell like?
A few honest words on why I decided to go Off Script
Somewhere along the way, life started feeling a little too… scripted.
Be productive.
Be chill.
Reply professionally.
Pretend you’re not overwhelmed.
Drink more water.
Answer the email.
Keep it together.
And somehow, a lot of us became really good at performing a version of ourselves that looked functional on the outside — even when our brains were running on iced coffee, emotional support water bottles, and pure delusion.
That’s where Off Script came from.
Not from rebellion.
Not from wanting to “stand out.”
Honestly, just from wanting to feel a little more like myself again.
The rabbits became part of that naturally.
They’re not mascots.
They’re moods.
Some are dramatic.
Some are soft.
Some are overstimulated.
Some are mentally at the beach already.
But underneath all the jokes, they represent something very real:
The tiny personalities, coping mechanisms, and chaotic little thoughts we carry around while trying our best to survive modern life.
That’s also why the products are designed the way they are.
- The hashtags.
- The badges.
- The emotional support tote.
- The personality scented pouch.
They’re all little ways to turn everyday things into personal expressions — not loud enough to perform for the internet, but enough to make someone smile and think:
“Wait… that one is literally me.”
Off Script was never about rejecting the world completely.
It’s about keeping your personality intact while living in it.
Softly.
Honestly.
And maybe a little delulu sometimes.